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The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss
My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd
slimey wench: the words you use when your friend is a whore
“Lamisha you are such a slimey wench”
When you coat your erect penis in seaweed and stick it in a girls vagina then it gives a more exfoliating pleasure
Justin Bieber just gave me a slimey bass last night
When a gentleman removes his penis after ejaculating into his partner and promptly, while still covered in semen, slaps it repeatedly around his lovers face.
"I think she was expecting a cuddle, you should have seen the look on her face when i gave her The Slimey Rudder!"
When you are pissed off at a biiiattch instead of calling her a bitch like the normal person does...you call her a slimey slut cuz she a bitch who likes to fuck...
I don't give a fuck about you. You are nothing but a slimey slut.
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The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.
"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."
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A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
I hope my girlfriend can lick my slimey taint tonight.
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