Armed Slobbery

A person commits armed slobbery by sucking someones genitalia by using violence or intimidation and while carrying a dangerous weapon

“I held a dude a knife point and sucked his ding dong, so they charged me with Armed Slobbery”

Slobbery (Act)

(Colloquialism) The act of committing a robbery by threatening that you have coronavirus and will spit on the victim.

“Did you hear? There was a slobbery (act) at the bottle shop yesterday.”

slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.