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When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face
"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"
When one uses one's big toe (right or left should work in an equally fine manner. Just choose your favorite!) to penetrate the anus of his or her partner.
Both big toes is called a coconut creme pie.
"If Steve really loved me, he'd bake me a long, jagged coconut creme pie until the early hours of the morn', but he's just been passing me the sloopy gilligan for like, two weeks. Guess I'd better kill myself. *raises noose*"
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When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe
F**K
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An extremely very hairy woman.
Without ever shaving, se enforced her right to be a poopy sloopy.
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A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.
-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!
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A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.
My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.
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