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slouch

A period of time (usually 2-4 days) when a group of people (usually 2-6 people) stay in a confined space. Activities in this space include but are not limited to:playing video games, watching TV, listening to music, etc. The only rule in a slouch is no sleeping. The room generally has a plethora of TVs, at least one refrigerator, microwave, hotplate, computer(with internet access), and gaming consoles hooked up to all of the TVs. In order to get the full slouch feeling you need to have online gaming, music playing all the time, a TV for news ( in case of a nuclear holocaust). Most people go out in advance and buy an obscene amount of food, soda, and weird props. Some slouches can get expensive but you do not need to be rich to have a fulfilling slouch. The genuine slouches always have a live streaming feed, so that the groups friends can check in on them, not only for laughs but for safety.

Once a year a professional will hold a super slouch. In a super slouch, the contestants will wear special slouch uniforms, and when it is completed will receive a super slouch champions hat and trophy.

Me and Mitch are going to slouch this summer, and yes it will be on USTREAM.

Where are you guys... don't tell me that you are slouching again. That's the 3rd time this month.

Why are those kids buying all of that stuff... Oh they are slouching, looks like they will have a nice one

by Kurt The Atheist May 8, 2011

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slouch

To put a lot of baby powder or gold bond on your nuts and wear sweat pants all day.

I saw John in the halls today, he told me he was slouching.

by HAIRY SHFINE November 4, 2010

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slouch

A very dirty whore.

One who is lazy.

A slut who gets with 4 guys in one night.

"do you see that slouch over there?" "YEAH! LOOK AT HER SLOUCH ALL OVER HIS DICK!"

by harry para April 6, 2008

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Slouch potato

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

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Slouch Pouch

An older mans ball sack.

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?

by xtina1313 May 23, 2015

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slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? March 17, 2011


trans slouch

The act of a transgender male curving his shoulders forward to try to disguise his chest, causing him to lose height and have a curved back.

Man, Daniel looks shorter..must be the trans slouch.

by ryukieroway November 8, 2014

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