Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.
I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.
A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.
Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.
"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."
A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.
“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”
Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).
"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"
When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)
Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”
Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”
Shit residue, when you wipe but it's too slippery and you slide your knuckles in your dirty butt crack leaving a smear upon the the knuckle.
"Bro I just tried to wipe my ass, now I got sludge knuckles."
One must diarrhea into a route 44 sonic cup then freeze it over night, when morning comes you will have a slimy sludge pop you can share with all your friends
"Billy don't eat your sludge pop yet it's not all the way frozen!"
"C'mon ma just a slurp!"
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