The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!
Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do
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A band with a reputation for being whiny and dull, but from an objective viewpoint:
1. At least Morrissey meant it, Coldplay/Travis etc. sure as hell don't.
2. At least they had a wry sense of humour, they *knew* they were moping, the joke was on them
3. They were still quite, quite brilliant.
Morrissey just isn't as good solo as he was with Marr in the Smiths
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When you're a grown up but can't handle your emotions when you're the subject of a joke so you slap the guy saying the joke.
They were joking around and all of a sudden James pulled a Will Smith and knocked John over.
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"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.
a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"
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βIn west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya laterβ
Will Smith
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One of the first Indie bands of all time. A brit pop band with Morrisey as the lead singer
damn I had no idea morrisey was A sexual, weird
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1. To take a cheap shot at someone; to do a surprise attack
2. Any violent act
3. A reference to " love will make you do crazy things", in particular violence resulting from love
Example:
Officer, I swear, I didn't mean to beat the shit outta my girl. It was a Will Smith, sir! You know - I did it out of love cause love makes you do crazy things! I'm free to go right, officer?
Example:
Yo, yo, yo! Check it out! That dude is walking over there with a mission! Oh shit, see that? He just Will Smith'd that waiter! That waiter didn't even see it comin! Damn that's cold!
Example:
Baby, that man just disrespected me. Can you be a honey and go Will Smith him for me? I know, I haven't been all sexy lately, but I promise I'll go crazy on your cock tonight. You're such a sweetie!
Example:
Hey, you gonna be free later? I'll come by and pick you up in a few hours. The boss wants us to do a bit of waste management. We's gotta go and Will Smith that gambler that aint paid us back yet. So get ready.
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