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Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?
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A man or woman who inherently accesses their deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shoots it through their eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. This bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.
- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.
- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.
I can't resist her sexy charms; she is a smoldering temptress.
There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.
When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish
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A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.
HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.
TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !
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An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
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