Smollet

Someone who makes themselves the victim for attention. Named after former actor turned Smollet, Jussie Smollet.

Wow, did you see Jessica’s Instagram post about her breakup? I mean, she slept with half the school while she was dating Daniel. Such a Smollet.

Smollet

The act of claiming a racial ficticious attack on oneself to gain recognition.

crying wolf

He was juse mad so he smolleted that foo.

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smollet

noun - (sMAW-let) The sensitive inner areas of the joints of the knees and elbows.

"Be careful, my smollets are ticklish!"

or "If you push on my smollet, I'll fall over."

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Smolletted

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do

I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do

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Smollet-Wallace

The action of manufacturing by the means of taking ornate day to day objects, planning an attack of violence, or any self derived plans to incite violence through inanimate objects to gain television, news, and spotlight time to further a goal of division within America.

Also known as a Jussie-Bubba, Smollace, or Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace neighbor found a bunch of rusted handcuffs in his basement that has not been used in centuries now stating white people attacked his family and had them chained there. He is going to the news to tell them about all this Jussubba.

Our Smollet-Wallace coworker found a piece of black licorice dropped on the floor by her desk at work that someone dropped there and now suing the company for a hate crime. She is going to give them a load of Jussie-Bubba.

I smell a real live case of the Smollace.

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Jussie Smollet

A guy who gets a small weiner when he doesn't get his Subway sandwhich. Jussie Smollet was a convicted felon just like George Floyd was.

Jussie Smollet: Can I get mah Subway sandwitch judge?

Judge: Nope

Jussie Smollet: *Gets a small weiner*

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Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.