Snape

The back-stabbing S.O.B who killed Albus Dumbledore in the 6th Harry Potter Book. Death Eater and servant to Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named . Many people believe he is "sexy" which is very confusing. How can a man who kills another man, because the phsychotic, controlling freak, also known as Voldemort told him to, be sexy? He is a Professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The man who gave him the job, and trusted him enough to let him teach young wizards and witches, including Harry, whom Voldemort,Snape's "master", intends to kill due to a Prophecy, is none other than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster at Hogwarts. His sisters are Bellatrix and Narcissa, Narcissa the wife of Lucius Malfoy, and the mother of Draco Malfoy, Harry's worst enemy. In short, Snape is a bitch.

Professor Snape has greasy hair.

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Snape

A real fucking dick. An abusive motherfucker (ha! he wished ya harry) who bullied 11 to 17 year old kids.

"bUt SnApE iS a gOoD mAn!1!!" you say, but I ignore you and continue to hate Snape every day of my life with a burning passion.

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snapes

sticky, purple, dank dugglets of sweet sweet weed. sticky gooey, residuey, all that good shit wrapped up in a swisher or backwood leaf. snape sticks, snape bars, snape bundles, etc. born out of tha Nasty North Berkeley in California.
synonymous with grapes (a popular strain of purple weed)

Person A: *cough* *cough* "DAAAAMN these snapes is firey son! shits got me coughin like a lil bitch blood!"

Person B: "Fasho fool... these are some potent snapes"

person A:"WOOORRRRD"

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snape

the bravest man Harry Potter ever knew. The man who love Lily Evans and introduced her to magic. The man who was a spy for Dumbledore and killed him on his orders. The man who was head of slythering. The man who was potions master. The ultimate Slytherin, with the ability to be a sarcastic bastard to harry all the while saving the kid's life over and freaking over.

"I am Snape, the potions master."

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snape

The very sexy head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts. From Harry Potter

Harry Potter has nothing on Snape.

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snape

The guy who kills dumbledore

"Snape kills Dumbledore."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!"

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snaped

A way of saying you're high. It's not very common to be heard around, but for the few who constantly blaze, they will more likely know what it means.

Boy: Dude! I am snaped out of my mind right now!
Boy 2: That's great, i was snaped earlier, but its worn off

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