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The very sexy Potions Professor at Hogwarts. Very sarcastic and arrogent but in a sexyful way.
Girl 1- That professor is so hot?
Girl 2- Which one?
Girl- Snape of course!
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A persona created by J.K. Rowling who played the role of a professor in Hogwarts, a spy, a traitor, and a man with a burden. With his hand force, in situations where many other would have failed in doing what they had to do, he succeed thus continue his chain of regrets and guilt. Hence, his legend of battyness/vampiric/cruelity his person goes on.
Snarky and harsh Snape can be, but in the era where he grew and lived, it is often time the best shield and sword.
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Verb: "To be super petty and dickish after being rejected romantically"
Credit to theravenclawwrites
"I tried to let him down gently but then he snaped me for like six fucking months"
Credit to theravenclawwrites
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The act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one's extended middle finger into their exposed anus. Traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.
A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".
Andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he'd left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping Bob the previous evening.
If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?
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Is a form of coercion in which a man or woman makes a member of the opposite sex snuggle with them. This is known amongst some groups of people as "snuggle rape".
Man 1: Hey Bobby did you see what I did to Jill 5 days ago?
Bobby: No, What did you do?
Man 1: I snaped her and she loved it!!
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One of the sexiest, most powerful and intelligent men alive today. He was a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, teaching to many but tolerated by few. The debate on which side he belongs to (good or evil?) rages around alot, but many are calmed for the worse as he murders Headmaster Dumbledore.
Snape is currently in love with one girl only, and she loves him right back.
Girl 1- He's so mean!
Girl 2- Snape?
Girl 1- Yeah. But it's a little hot. :P
Girl 3- Be careful; he's not on the market. Too bad though. :(
Snape's Girl- Yeah, sorry guys. He's mine. <3
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Snuggle rape. When you or your significant other is pissed and the non pissed party tries to snuggle/cuddle.
What Jim thought was a cuddle Jane considered Snape.
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