sneads

A small town in the panhandle of Florida. This town can only be seen on very detailed maps. It only still serves a purpose due to the Correctional Facility that employs the majority of the town. This town is so ass backwards you start to doubt your own self worth. It is only once you have escaped the town/county that you may gain clarity. This town is toxic truly poison to the human psyche. GET OUT QUICK or you morale and motivations will dissolve instantly.

I sneezed and was already out of Sneads.

I can't find anything to do in Sneads.

Last Friday, I was in Sneads visiting my husband in prison.

Sneaded

Getting Sneaded is getting fucked, screwed, or shat upon in any given situation. The person getting Sneaded is on the unfortunate end of the situation and complains like a whiny bitch until a) whomever did the fucking or screwing gives in, apologizes and undoes the fucking or screwing or b) is ignored and talked about relentlessly behind their back about being a whiny self righteous pain in the ass.

Ben was standing in line to buy lottery tickets when some asshat Sneaded him. Said asshat went on to win the lottery that night and Ben Sneaded for weeks about getting Sneaded by the guy that jumped him in line for lottery tickets until everyone was tire of hearing his shit.

Snead rail

The recessed rail closest to the bartender where empty glasses are placed, usually indicating the patron is ready for another beverage.

Just put your glass on the Snead rail when you are ready for another.

Snead Rail

The lowered 3-4” railing at the back of a standard bar, usually containing narrow rubber mats to hold liquid from spilled drinks.

When you get done with your glass, set it on the Snead Rail to let the bartender know you are ready for a refill.