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A rogue ability learned at level 1.
Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.
He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
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when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.
Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.
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The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.
Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!
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When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened
Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick
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Making a Diamond shape with your hands in the doggie style position and then inserting your thumbs in your girls butt while having sex.
I gave her the diamond back sneak attack and and I held on as long as I could.
When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.