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When a guy with a flaccid dick tries to fuck a girl with an extremely dry pussy and can't even get it in.
I guess neither of us were that into it because when we tried to fuck all we got was a dusty snoozle.
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(noun) A pet name or term of endearment for someone very close to you, such as a lover or spouse.
Instead of using a mainstream term of endearment for her spouse, she called him her butter snoozle.
A term of endearment, such as "sweetie", "honey", "pumpkin", "lover", "baby".
I love my butter snoozle, she's just the best!
The noise you make while snoozing.
Making any strange noise while in a deep slumber.
My boyfriend snoozled so loud last night I couldn't sleep.
Oh my God did you hear how loud he was snoozling last night?
When two circumcised men want to snoozle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.
Cobalt and Andrew want to snoozle but couldn't until they realized Cobalt was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoozle was born.
When you stay in bed snuggling with your partner, snoozing the alarm multiple times.
It was Sunday, so we snoozled all the way until 10am!