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Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.
A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!
B: You idiot!
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Penetrating the nostrils with your penis balls deep
Baby I'm home early I want some snotting
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Pronounced "snot" it, in fact, does NOT refer to nasal ejaculations, It is merely a conjunction of the words "is" and "not". Used to save time and space. OPTIONAL: "its" may replace "is" if the time is right or during an emergency.
Marshall: "Kim, 'snot gonna work out"
Kim: "Wow wait till my friends hear this 'snot gonna happen."
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The act of shooting snot out of your nose unintentionally while breathing.
OH WELL. -snots- I JUST SNOTTED.
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Verb: To besnot onesself. The violent and forceful launching of nasal excrement as a result of laugh or sneeze.
Oh my god, did you see that chick? She just totally snotted herself.
And at the end of the joke, there I went, snotting everywhere.
i've just sneezed and shot all green snot all over my computer i'll leave it here for the cleaner doris
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Snot, was an American Funk Rock band from Santa Barbara, California. Formed in 1995, the band released their debut studio album Get Some with founding vocalist Lynn Strait in 1997 and disbanded after his and the bands mascot, Dobbs, died in 1998.
Guy #1: Hey I love this song! Snot's amazing!
Guy #2: You mean the stuff that comes outta your nose?
Guy #1: No, the band jackass.
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