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1) Someone who claims to have been everywhere, done everything, and feels the need to always one up you because they're pissed that their life and accomplishments have amounted to nothing.
2) Someone who works in customer service and has no real authority, but targets younger associates using his age as justification to give orders.
3) One who has been known to financially butt fuck fellow associates, but makes up for it once a week when he brings everyone bagels.
4) A self proclaimed tennis pro
1. Guy 1) Dude, I just got back from Hawaii. I took surfing lessons and rode my first wave!
Guy 2) That's cool, I used to teach surfing when I lived in Australia. I went pro and even won a few competitions.
Guy 1) Oh, so you're saying you're better than me? You're such a Snyder bro.
2. Employee 1) Hey, go fix me a cup of coffee... 1 cream and 2 sugars.
Employee 2) No way, I'm in the middle of some shiz. Plus I'm not your bitch.
Employee 1) Son, I'm 48 years old. You better show me respect!
Employee 2) *mumbles* Goddamn Snyder
3. Rick) Man, that new guy ass fucked me on my paycheck again!
Chris) Yeah dude, looks like you got fuckin Snydered.
4. Girl) Hey Bryan, did you see that guys sweet moves on the tennis court earlier? He's such a Snyder.
Bryan) *shrugs* It's fucking tennis.
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a blunt or joint that is completely jacked up. Either to loose, soaked in spit or runs like a african being chased by a tiger, thats a snyder.
Sheuy: yo this blunt is soaking in spit and the nugs are falling out its so loose. You rolled a straight snyder.
Matt: im sorry dude, i cant roll for shit.
Shuey: you shoulda let Ethan roll it
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To constantly blame others for something that is your own fault. Especially when it comes to academic shortcomings.
Andrew: I got a 54 on that exam. It was such bullshit. He graded it way too harshly.
Christian: If you had studied harder you would have done better. It's your own fault. Stop Snydering!
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Pulling a Snyder. A. Getting fired from a job within 2-3 weeks of being hired. B. Having an intimate encounter with a woman of 47 years of age or older. C. Taking a dump on a bagel and setting it on a dinner plate at a friend's house with fork/knife.
A. I just got Snydered from my job. B. "Dude, look I'm totally gonna Snyder this chick tonight. She's only twice my age!!" C. Damn...this bagel isn't real?!?!?!
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One who snydes. A deceitful or scheming person who tries to get everything with out paying anything?
Shane the Brain- "Yo, lemme get some hits on this"
Anyone- "Nah brain, you are such a snyder"
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A badass DC movie, specifically known as the definitive version of the “justice league” (2017) movie that was sabotaged by WB and joss whedon
Unlike the kid friendly mcu, Zack snyder crafted a lord of the rings style epic with comic book characters that proves that Zack snyder had proper direction with where to take the story of the dceu and unlike WB, HE HAD A PLAN !!!!!!
Sure it’s not perfect, but no movie is, justice league snyder cut forever goes down in history as the moment that the fans had won
Released in March 2021 on hbo max to critical acclaim, even if you disliked man of steel and bvs, you can’t deny that the snyder cut IS MAGNIFICENT!!! Truly a comic book epic to be remembered for centuries to come
But the story’s not finished yet, we NEED TO RESTORE THE SNYDERVERSE!!!!!
All hail the snyder cut, the best dceu movie ever
Snyder cut > josstice league
The snyder cut is proof that the directors vision is superior to whatever the greedy studio had in mind
“We won, we finally got the snyder cut. Critics and audiences agree that the snyder cut is real and beautiful it is indeed”
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A snyder is a homosexual fish that likes to suckle on male genetalia. The fish is found on the high mountains of Colorado generally within 25 miles of the Mexican Hamburgeusa stands located around the Federal boulevard area in Denver.
Hey man, did you see that snyder hanging off that dude's waist? He was having a nice hamburguesa with that suckle!
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