What everyone should be doing right now
Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary
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The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, βI canβt, I have orchestra rehearsal.β Now itβs more like, βI canβt, I have social distancing.β
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Person 1: wanna go for a walk?
Person 2: i thought we were social distancing
Person1: so?
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A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering
Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.
America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?
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Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch
some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing
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Actively avoiding people to stop the spread of a pandemic
Social distancing means 6 ft bitch
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Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you donβt want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
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