sofa

very much so, a high quantity or amount

From the joke "I am sofa king we todd did," used in situations where cursing is frowned upon (due to children, parents, etc.)

I'm sofa hungry because I haven't eaten all day.

That 745 is sofa expensive.

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sofa

18-21 inches of course, but as dumb as a rock. Sofa is as tall as a fucking tree with hair like a sprout. This thing is terrible at video games and always says "no".

man, that kid is such a sofa

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sofa

Sweater Over Fat Ass.

The sofa is an accessory worn by big-assed girls.

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fart sofa

An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.

I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.

On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

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Sofa Circuit

The couch crasher develops a sofa circuit of sympathetic or co-dependent friends' places with sofas to crash on. Only losers do the sofa circuit, because they are perpetually broke and too lazy to get a regular job and live a responsible life.

Tim has been on the sofa circuit for a year, crashing at different friends' places till they get sick of him and kick him out, then he moves on to the next friend's sofa.

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sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

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