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the only person ever named Solary, she’s intelligent, beautiful smart, hot, a milf, great personality and the dream woman. she’s even your girlfriends idol. the type that her exes miss and can’t get over. she’s that b*tch.
Solary is an amazing woman.
The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.
Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.
When a story has fantastic worldbuilding and sparks the imagination with wonder and mystery, but then does absolutely nothing with that potential; opting instead for a spiritual woo/hand-wavy/religious nonsense ending, when it could've been so much more.
"Solaris looked like it was a great movie, and then it did nothing with all the potential they built up in the story."
"Yeah, that's Solaris Syndrome for ya."