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The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
someone cuts you off in traffic and you say "you SOMF!!!!" (son of a mother fucker) in a fit of rage.
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The abbreviation for ' Smile on my Face '. Cuz most of the times, when you see things in text, you do NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD. This is reasonable, and accurate.
In person, his joke might have made me laugh out loud.. But when I read it , it only made me somf.
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SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
"I started my period today, SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
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somf is a Forum where members help each other learn Magic tricks and how to do them better. Help with inventing new tricks & effects. Advice of different ways to make an Income from Magic. The group can help in learning all aspects of magic including: Mentalism, cards tricks (simple or advanced), coin & money tricks
Members of somf can help people who want to learn a couple of tricks to fool their friends & family. somf has some of the best articles on Stage Craft and how to become a better performer of tricks that amaze friends. sofm stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum"
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Abbreviation for "shit on my fucking soul"
Person 1: *sends link to funny video*
Person 2: 😂😂😂 somfs
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Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!
SIT ON MY FACE
Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!
Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!
Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face
Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy
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