sooty

Being fisted like a hand puppet. Generally a gay term.

Chris is a Sooty

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Sootie

A dirty girl - one that is so dirty that 'sootie' is the only accurate way to describe her
Originated in Bermuda

Circa 2017

Bruh, that girl is a sootie!

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sooty

a large grey feelion

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Sootie

Political slang describing someone who doesn't play by the rules and regulations of an election or partisan caucus.

Wow, John McCain is such a sootie. He plays Joe Biden like a drum.

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The sooty way

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between

Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah

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Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

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sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

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