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n. The very sexy band from Sweden that has been here in concert 3 times.
The keyboardist from the Sounds makes me want to jizz myself
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Often used by Scottish Glasgow Neds, usually followed by "mate" to let you know that something is ok
Ned: "Got a fag mate?"
Passer-by: "Nah, sorry im all out"
Ned: "Sound mate"
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Use of a telephone, be it a mobile or land-line.
Sean says "I just got off the SOUND to this geezer, and he was blitzin!"
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The combination of a burp, a sigh, and a swallow. It's a sound a persons body makes to let everyone around them know, they're about to frickin puke
When you're on bourbon street, you hear "The Sound" like crickets in a field.
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used in agreement with someone or about something, a reply to someone as a form of yes, yeah and so on.
dude thats sound as!
thats totally sound
ah sound count me in!
Sweet dude thats sound!
Ah sound!
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Sounds is the name given to stainless steel tubes, of various design that are inserted into the male urethrea for sexual pleasure or pain. It is a common practise amongst the bdsm community. Solitary use of sounds, by a male involves the inserting of a sound into his japs eye or urethra and pushing the sound (which is usually well lubricated with a non-oil based lubricant) deep into the bladder so that the head of the sound rubs directly upon the prostate gland of the male. Such stimulation of the prostate gland from the inside of the bladder is often described as 'ecstatic' or 'incredible'.
The solitary use of sounds for sexual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his sexual pleasure.
The use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. The victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or compassion into his urethrea or japs eye. Not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. More serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. The use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.
The internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for sexual deviants worldwide...at a cost, both financially and biological.
Horace inserted a sound into Berties urethra with loving kindness. Bertie orgasmed with such intensity when it rubbed against his prostate gland.
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