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A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.
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A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
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When multiple people pee in an abandoned car.
Man, did you see that abandoned Prius? It was totally a Soup Kitchen. All those guys peed in it.
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When a group of homeless people have an orgy in a car and leave all their sweaty homeless juices leftover.
Phil The Hobo: Man that soup-kitchen was awesome last night.
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When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.
Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?
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a gay hobo orgy inside a strangers car
brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.
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When a person gives out as many sexual favors as a soup kitchen gives out soup. Many favors to many different people.
Guy 1: Man, I see that girl making out with a new guy like every week. She must be so easy.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she's a soup kitchen.
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