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A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.
"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"
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place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
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The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.
In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.
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A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.
In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you
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Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.
In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!
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An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"
Example:
Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!
In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!
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