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SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.
Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
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To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco
Will Descrudités seriously spaf'd all over Peter Seymour
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When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing
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Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face
Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!
Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!
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Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.
Did you see the outfit Matt was wearing tonight, it was totally SPAF.
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An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.
Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.
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When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.