The Spamton religion. We worship our lord and savior spamton and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the mosquito man, amen
"Who do you believe in?"
"I BELIEVE in the BIG SHOT Lord and Saavior spamton, JOIN NOW!! Spamtonism!.๐"
"I've always ben a man of the pipis a real pipis person!" Spamton g Spamton.
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A washed up ventriloquist dummy living in a garbage can that appears in Toby Fox's chapter 2 of his recently popular game Deltarune.
also a tumblrsexyman somehow
Oh look its my favorite character Spamton G. Spamton!. Isnt he a tumblrsexyman?... what.
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a very funny salseman that i may or may not have a very deep attraction to and i want to give him all the love he deserves because he needs it. oh yeah also i want to fuck him. (im sorry)
person 1: spamton is my favorite deltarune chapter 2 character! how about you?
me: i want spamton in my bed right the fuck now
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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
person 1: "Hey! Look! It's Spamton G. Spamton!"
person 2: "Oh sweet! Spamton has the best deals!"
Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.
" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"
a giant robot with: a Chained heart, colored wings, a pipis blaster, and strings that people either wanna smash, or hug, one or the other
person 1: hey look who's that?
person 2: that's just spamton NEO
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