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German word for "clasp" or "brace". It is often pronounced like it rhymes with "range" but is in fact pronounced like "shponga". Many English speakers search this word on youtube, expecting to find content relating to the popular misspelling of Sponge (i.e. Spongebob Squarepants) and are confused to find videos of weird fingernail things.
"lol search 'spange' on youtube"
"Okay, why am I looking at gross fingernails?"
"Oh, that's weird. Maybe try 'Spange-bob'"
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Bright and colourful object like sequin that is actually quite cheap and tacky.
Spangely is also a person's slightly shiny and distorted visions and appearance after taking too many drugs or drinking too much
Person A) Do you like my top i got it from the clearance section at TK maxx...its designer you know!
Person B thinks its vile crash tat) Oh how lovely and spangely it is!
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1. A good sense of style and moves
2. To use a show out a move in a skilled manner
3. To learn how to do some new shiz
1. "Biotch, i gots so much Spang i could kill you and play Tetris at the same time."
2. "I'm gonna drop some Spang foo!"
3. "He got dropped in the pool of Spang and learned some Matrix moves"
4. "Richard Lao got mad much Spang"
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1) n. The sound of someone being hit in the face by a spade. v. the act of doing this.
2) n. Someone whose natural features are disfigured and contorted such that they resemble a person that has been spanged, either as a result of spanging or through poor genetic inheritance.
Dude, I know you were so absolutely munted that even Margaret Thatcher would've seemed hot, but jeez, how could you? She was a total spang! I mean, like, I'd rather ravish your mother a thousand times than even contemplate what you did last night ...
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the taste of a womans sex organ (cross between spunk and tang)
cristines vagina has a sweet spang
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Span-Juh
The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.
It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, doctors refer to it as the Vertabrunt, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
"i was trying to give her one in the arse, next thing you know it had slipped into her spange"
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1) To ejaculate semen inside a female anus. (verb)
2) Said semen, when ejaculated inside a female anus. (noun)
Steve spanged (1) some spang (2) all up inside Heather's ass.
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