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Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!
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Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.
Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.
I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.
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Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.
You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.
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Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.
"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"
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though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.
Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”