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A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
A warm area on a chair/sofa/seat that has remained warm from the person before you's body heat.
Dad you can't ask me to move I've built up a warm spatch
A derogatory slang term used for females
A female woofer
Other definitions known such as "Bitch" and "Biatch"
Can also be used as a term of endearment "I love you, you b-spatch"
"Smack my B-Spatch"
"B-spatches and hoes"
"B-spatch face"
"Stop being such a silly b-spatch"
"Shut your B-Spatch"
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Another word for a spatula
Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something
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slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain
"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"
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A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.
1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"
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A girl that is very over the top. Likely that she is so because she is trying very hard to get with a particular person or with a particular group of people. She likely wears lots of make-up, and also wears high heels to casual areas such as a library or work.
Man, the girls in this town are really spatched out. The guys aren't even that interesting!