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An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.
Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.
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The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.
Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...
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A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.
See also Pancake.
President: "Is there any other business?"
Club Member: "Spatula?"
Club: "Spatula."
toaster.
frog.
butter.
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President: "I declared Spatula?"
Club: "Spatula."
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a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.
"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."
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also know as a woop-de-do
used to scrap out the last little bits of cake mixture or cookie dough out of bools or off other cooking utensils
also good for tapping people on the head with
leah scraped the last bit of mixture out wit her woop-de-do( spatula ) and gave it to her baby brother
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Definitely not a type of pasta. Unless it is 2 am and you are drunk and high....and named Isaiah..
"What type of pasta should we have for dinner?"
"How about spatula?"
"WTF? That's not a pasta!"
"It is! I swear!!"
"You're an idiot, I'm leaving you for your best friends wife!"
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Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.
1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."
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