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(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
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A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"
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A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.
Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"
2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
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used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
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A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
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When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.
Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.
“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
“Are we getting the job done?”
“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”