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When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.
Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"
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This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
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Going back and forth between hitting a joint / blunt / bowl (etc.) and drinking alcohol and claiming each time that your mouth is dry because of cottonmouth (so you need a drink).
I got too crossfaded last night because I was spin cycling
When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.
You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.
When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's
While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!
Noun: when your friends start are making fun of you or teasing you
Jared: Yo that shirt is mad gay Frank
Frank: What...
Dennis: Yh and you look like a bird!
Jared: He's in the spin-cycle!