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U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....
"Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em")
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A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.
"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2
a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.
i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it
my back is killing after spinal jamming last night
im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!
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that, like, bone shit behind your bigass chest and sexy abs yknow?
somethin ta do with holding your entire body together. also if you damage it you're pretty much fucked
My spinal cord is damaged; there fore, i am fucked.
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A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.
Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”
Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”
A form of deep penetration. When you're stretched as you far as you can take him and he pulls out a little bit only to use his body weight to push back in, stroking your cervix in a way that causes tremors to run up your spine and copious amounts of fluid to flood your channel.
"I swear guys, he's the best I've ever had. I mean, I'm spinal tapped on a nightly basis. I've never been so spoiled in my life."
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