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A female who values her female relationships as much as her male ones, doesn't alter who she is, what she believes in, or what she wants to make a boy's life easier, and not worrying that boys will find her unattractive if she speaks what's is on her mind
A spinster can have sexual relationships as long as they still follow the spinster rules
Boy: "I don't like the way you dress, you would look so much better if you wore dresses like other girls"
Girl: "Well, I like my jeans and I'm not changing myself to impress you"
Boy: "Stop it and just agree with me like other girls do!"
Girl: "Well that's my opinion and I'm not changing it just because you don't agree. It's called being a spinster"
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A hipster (35+) who takes a modern, but yet old expensive piece of clothing and pairs it with mostly inexpensive items purchased from Nordstrom's Rack or Marshall's. Basically, they put their own SPIN on their old expensive clothing and thus making it AWESOME = SPINSTER!
A new trendy hoodie with an old expensive leather skirt and v-Itaglia boots or paul green shoes (and sometimes awesome knee socks), hence, you are a SPINster!
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a word men use to make women feel quilt about not being married or married and childless
“man, she’s a spinster”
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1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.
2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.
little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?
little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.
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Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :
Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.
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A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.
After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.
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a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.
Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.
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Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.
At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.
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