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When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
A Spite Monkey is a type of volunteer editor working for Urban Dictionary who, having had a definition rejected, goes into a session to approve new words and rejects anything and everything irrespective of its value. A childish, nasty, little fuckwit whose actions hold back progress and discourage others from contributing. They don't bother looking to see how their definition can be fixed, they just throw all of their toys out of the pram and reject everyone else's definitions.
"I've had four sound definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary, I'm not sure why."
" Don't worry about it, it's probably just some American spite monkey who doesn't understand English!"
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When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits
IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING
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To deliberately hurt someone because they have hurt you. Revenge really. Retaliation.
I broke up with Sally last week, so yesterday she gave me back all the gifts I gave to her out of spite.
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The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.
Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.
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a date accepted because one is angry at a third party (likely a former girlfriend or boyfriend) to prove you can do better
Jane went on a spite date to prove to John that she can do much better.
v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
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