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When someone, typically a Becky, tries to explain your culture to you.
Becky: I see what you're saying, but I don't think you really understand the Mexican culture that much. You see, Mexicans traditionally—
Juanita: Shut yo ass up Becky! Don't try to culture-splain wit yo jesus sandals wearing, "Can I get a Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk" looking ass!
when a person who watches too many Tasty videos tries to explain cooking to a chef
While watching a Tasty video on how to make a jiggly fluffy cheesecake, Isay was chef-splaining to her friend Ken the Chef what folding in beaten egg whites into batter means.
Explain the prediscussed directions, or conversation.
The act of requesting a rexplanation in the cringiest way possible.
Commonly used by DaithiDeNogla:
"Splain Dat." "Nogla you're a fucking idiot."
A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.
Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?
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When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.
“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”
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To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-
Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.
"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."