Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!
"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"
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An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
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a word that a clown says to annoy someone
man:-walking-
clowm: SPLOOF!
man: AHHH! -runs away
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The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.
Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.
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Another way to say bullshit or crap, if someones lying, etc.
"I once fought a bear."
What a load of sploof.
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Sploof (Noun)
1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.
2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.
WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?
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highly intoxicated to the point where you're about to toss more cookies then a keebler elf
dude, I'm sploofed...wheres the bathroom
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