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The act of throwing a substance into and around a toilet. A splooge is best when using chocolate milk and throwing in an upwards direction, trying to get it up the wall and onto the floor to acheive maximum splooge results. Splooge can be stored in "The brewery" which is any plant or bush in direct sunlight and out of harms way. To make your splooge more tasty, adding half eaten ham sandwiches and rotten banana pills ensure your splooge can't be missed when entering a bathroom through its glaring image and beautiful arouma. Best performed at school or in at your girlfriends house on a meet the parents date.
Jason and Anthony J just bought some more chocolate milk from the canteen. I think they are going to splooge the toielts again.
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an ejaculation
My man and I were so busy that he splooged six times with me in 18 hours...
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oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???
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Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.
Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.
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v. intr.
To jettison excess sperm during the peak of male sexual arousal while engaging in sexual activity.
2.
v. intr.
To take part in manual stimulation of the penis.
3.
n.
The excess sperm jettisoned during manual or foreign stimulation of the male reproductive organ.
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Splooger
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n.
One that engages in splooging.
1. As I sat on the receiving end of oral stimulation, I splooged in my significant other's visual receptor.
2. I had not encountered any female willing to peak my reproductive organ's arousal, so I engaged in splooging for two hours to rid myself of undesirable sexual tension.
3. I took part in opening my content storage locker only to find my shirt overlaid with splooge.
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