Random
Source Code
Random
When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.
My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.
3👍 1👎
Oops spelled backwards. This way, you can say oops without saying oops.
48👍 62👎
I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".
"My spoo has too much fleem"
(after the meeting)
"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."
36👍 52👎
spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.
What the spoo is that!?
Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!
22👍 43👎
to cum
to "shoot it"
sometimes followed by -berry.
Man, that was the best sex I've ever had...I spoo'd and spoo'd and spoo'd.
Oops! Missed her forehead and a spooberry hit the wall behind the couch.
18👍 36👎
spoo is actually a type of shit, it is like a shit that comes out all soupy and has a spew to it, kinda like windy rain and dirt ssppppooooooo
that bastard left spoo all over my toilet and all around it
18👍 45👎