sports

if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame*
dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag

me: at least i have a funtioning dick.

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sport that

To wear something stylishly; a term used 2 comment on someones clothing or dress.

-yo dude...sport that shit.
-yo, sport that new jersy dude.

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sports

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

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Sports

Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.

Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha

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sports

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

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a sport

A competetive activity requiring physical skill to execute.

Billy decided to participate in a sport this Spring, moving from tennis to track and field.

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Sport

Not Cheerleading

Note: sarcasm is used in the example
Wyatt: The GRCCS boys won zones!
Eric: Yeah Wyatt and i saw a saskquatch
Stephan: Yeah and Cheerleading is a sport!!

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