House Spouse

Basically is the same thing as a house wife or stay-at-home-mom, but not gender specific. It is the person in a married couple who stays at home while the other works, cleans, cooks, and looks after children. Also, it rhymes. How cool is that?

I just hope I end up being the house spouse.

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

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Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

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class spouse

A friend, usually of the opposite sex, that you get to know and chat with in a class because your other, better friends aren't in that class. Sometimes leads to hurt feelings down the line when one party mistakes it for romantic attraction. Similar to a "work spouse" at a job.

I didn't know Derek before this semester, but we sit next to each other in Trigonometry and are always trading jokes, so now he's my class spouse.

Work Spouse

A person at work you go to as your favorite person to talk to, eat with, perhaps exercise with, hang out, or even talk dirty through texts or IM's

Friend: Dude is that chick your girlfriend?
Me: Na, it's just my work spouse.

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spouse aggro

The hassle you get from your significant other while trying to play a MMORPG.

While playing WoW, you say to your guildies, "I'd love to go on this raid with you but I've got spouse aggro."

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