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Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.
"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."
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Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment
I’d sputter fuck you.
When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.
The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .
When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.
I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.
When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering
Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help
Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.
If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.
The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!
Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom