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Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.
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'Squid' is a contraction of "Squirrelly Kid", and comes from So Cal racers who were also involved in the Surfer culture.
Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.
Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.
From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.
"I really hate dealing with the street squids riding over their heads in the 'A' group at Buttonwillow."
"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."
"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."
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A person who is not (NOT) allowed to know about squad/gang activities.
Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.
John- "Jimmy I gotta tell you this story man, me and this bitch fucked all night..."
Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."
-John "oh aight I gotchu"
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A particular method used by unexperienced girls to give hand jobs. The female (or male) performing the hand job spreads out their fingers and approaches the penis head on, collapsing each digit equidistant around the base of the shaft. To complete the stroke, all five fingers are drawn up the shaft toward the center of the palm unanimously while the palm is drawn away away from the head of the penis. Performed correctly, this should result in a motion resembling a squid swimming.
So last night I was making out with my girlfriend and she tried to give me the squid...
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When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.
Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.
Bob: Nice.
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An individual lacking moral character; spineless.
"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"
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A inexperienced motorcyclist riding a exceptionally powerful bike (usually a sport bike of sorts). This person is sometimes clad in lowtop shoes, with no socks, cargo shorts, wife beater, and a bimbo on the back. These "Squids" are pack creatures, and have to try to prove their "alpha" to the others in the pack by pulling "Wheelies, Stoppies, and Burn Outs". Many times these "Squids" will be found later on laying on the pavement bruised, bloodied, and sometimes dead.
That Squid came off the interstate so fast that he hit the curb, and got tossed into oncoming traffic.
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