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A badass octopus who doesn't play with shit.
Squidward: "and I curse everyone who ever enjoyed it to an early, and well deserved, GRAVE!"
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When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.
"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"
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(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.
(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.
"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."
Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."
"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."
"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."
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A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.
"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''
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A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.
Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again
*Smexy orgasm*
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A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.
Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL
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Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.
Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."