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The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.
Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
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Take a toke and drive
Then you'll find that like I have
it is Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
Post Smoking Eyes
it is
Just a Squinty Day, Just A Squinty Day
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When a male ejaculates in his partners eyes, causing him/her to squint like Clint Eastwood.
I gave my girl the old squinty clint while we watched Dirty Harry last night.
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A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent
Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes
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When you hold a bitches eye open so you can nut in her cornea.
Bitch you bout to get da squinty dragon, hi-ya!
an Asian
yo bro look at that squinty nigga over there HEY SQUINTY NIGGA GO BACK TO CHINA AND EAT A CAT FAGGOT
Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.
Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:
"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."