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A.a little bitch
B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".
"Dood stop being a squire."
"Close your legs you smell like squire."
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A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.
In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"
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Noun
A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.
Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.
Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.
L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!
P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
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A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.
After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.
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An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...
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Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
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To squire about town with your papel dorf.
Jeff: Hey pahps, what are you up to today?
Jarren: Oh nothing, just squire-dorfing with my pahps!