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When you shake a bottle of sriracha while the cap is not completely closed and you get sprayed in your face with sriracha sauce.
-Why are your eyes all red?
--Lou didn't close the sriracha when he put it away last night and I gave myself a sriracha bukkake when I made my eggs this morning.
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A phrased used to emphasize the importance of leaving something behind in a stressful situation. The sriracha represents the thing to be left behind.
*Becky won't exit the building in an orderly manner because she's going back for her baby.*
Karen: OMG Becky, just forget the sriracha and gtfo.
When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.
Sriracha is a type of hot chili and garlic sauce, named after the coastal city of Si Racha, in the Chonburi Province of Eastern Thailand. Most famous producer in USA: Huy Fong Foods of Rosemead, California. Their iconic squeeze bottle features a rooster logo (founder David Tran was born during the Year of the Rooster) and green cap.
Ingredients: Chili, sugar, salt, garlic, distilled vinegar, potassium sorbate, sodium bisulfite as preservatives, and xanthan gum.
I like to put sriracha sauce on my pho soup when I eat Vietnamese food. Sriracha is also delicious mixed with mayonnaise as a dip for potato chips.
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The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.
"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."
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When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.
Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!
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