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The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
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a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.
Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"
*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*
Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
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When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer
The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
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1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance
person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.
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All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.
1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4
Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week
5 Stages of being ginger
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Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?
FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!