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Most perfect man who ever lived.
I can't spend a day without listening to Layne Staley
Layne = perfection
The CEO of sex himself also know as the 15 dollar man and Chodius Maximus.
Yeah I have a lot of fully clothed sex, I'm basically Zach Staley
Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...
Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.
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Wayne staley
Scientific name: Stalebread
This young full-blooded beast was first discovered in a bogan dominated area of society called tasman district high school, wayne was born in 1990 with an amazing ability known as ADHD, this gives him the ability to have amazing amounts of energy as he leaps from detention to relocation much in the same way as a flying squirel jumps from tree to tree.
Wayne staley has never nad one friend in his whole life as he is so completely hyperactive that no-one can handle him, this hyperactiveness is battled by giving him drugs that are otherwise illegal. This drug is known as ecstasy. unfortunately this does not affect him at all and his fellow students have often expressed to the teachers the need to put him on sedatives. young wayne has recently been expelled from newtown high for being something which can only be described as psychotic....... i have not seen this amazing creature for some time now and hope for his sake that i never see him again lest i gaet the urge to stab him repeatedly in the chest with a blunt knife.
wayne staley...... the end.
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My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.
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When you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely shits on one's dick, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.
Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"
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A butch ass school with a bunch of stuck up white boys that wear board shorts and boat shoes and a bunch of white girls who want to wear weave!! Also they’re football programs eats ass
Staley High School is trash
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