stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

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stalking

How to show that you really love her

When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."

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No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.

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stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

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Stalking

Look behind you

-from jimmy newtron the stalker

“Omg go away guy stalking me”

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no stalk

A term used to reduce awkwardness or rejection.

Hey, I just saw your baby sister at the mall, no stalk.

Refer to no homo

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stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

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