stalking

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

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stalking

A show of one's devotion.

Some call it stalking. I call it love.

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stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.

"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."

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stalk

slang defination:

hound, spy, solicitation for a certain kind of information

"stalking wide looking eyeball gawk, snide."

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stalkative

When a person shows a behavior similar to a stalker, he has a stalkative behaviour.

"He's been staring at her house for three hours..."
"Damn, he's stalkative"

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stalk by

1) used to describe stopping by your friend's work at random hours of the night just to say hi.

2) an unexpected visit from someone (maybe a stalker) who has a crush on you.

1) Last night, Mike showed up at work around midnight for a stalk by. It freaked me out!

2) MW: I'm going to be bowling tonight, what are you doing?

RC: not much man... just working... stalk by after bowling?

MW: you bet!

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Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.

Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'

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